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      CommentAuthorvalentin
    • CommentTimeAug 23rd 2007
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    20 Clever Business Signs

    My favourite - On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed." And at a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

    1) At an Optometrist's office:
    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    2) In a Restaurant window:
    "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

    3) In a Podiatrist's office:
    "Time wounds all heels."

    4) On a Plumber's Shop:
    "We repair what your husband fixed."

    5) On the trucks of a Plumbing Company:
    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call us."

    6) Pizza Shop Slogan:
    "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    7) At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
    "Invite us to your next blowout."

    8) On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
    "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

    9) At a Towing company:
    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    10) Another Pizza shop slogan:
    "Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

    11) On an Electrician's truck:
    "Let us remove your shorts."

    12) In a Nonsmoking Area:
    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and put you out."

    13) On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
    "We're #1 in the #2 business."

    14) On a Taxidermist's window:
    "We really know our stuff."

    15) On a Fence:
    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    16) At a Car Dealership:
    "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

    17) Outside a Muffler Shop:
    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    18) In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
    "We'll be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    19) At a New Orleans waste disposal company:
    "Our business is picking up, but it still stinks."

    20) At the Electric Company:
    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be de-Lighted."

    Extra: In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    "Please drive carefully. We'll wait."

    Extra: At a Propane Filling Station:
    "Tank heaven for little grills."