He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

My favourite - On a Plumber's Shop: "We repair what your husband fixed." And at a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

An excellent joke on how business men can accomplish anything. Enjoy.

An interactive game to keep you awake during those long boring office meetings.

Did you know that the 3 most valuable brand names on earth are: Marlboro, Coca-Cola and Budweiser - in that order? Well I did not and there are many other surprising ones.

The essence of morons continued.

The essence of Moronland - a collection of stories of, to put it simply, morons.

An Internet Classic. A concerned citizen writes to the paper about a note she found written by her godson.

Here are some signs that could be misinterpreted, enjoy! Remember, if a door is closed, karate chop it open.

The definite Top Ten quotes from the widely popular Sasha Baron Cohen character, Borat. Moronland.net All-Star

My favourite one: Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

If only the had known...A selection of quotes from people that were far from clairvoyant.