IT'S ALL IN THE INTERPRETATION

WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and nedz) n.
  female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and
          psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled
          in a relationship.
  male:   Food, sex and beer.


THINGY (thing-ee) n.
  female: Any part under a car's hood.
  male:   The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

LESBIAN (lez-bi-an) n.
  female: A woman who makes love to other women.
  male:   A woman who has sex with other women so men can
          watch and get really turned on.

CLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n.
  female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising
          to the upper levels in business.
  male:   What would really be great at work since that hot
          babe took over the office one flight up.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
  female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
   male:  Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
  female:  The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
  male:    Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for
           a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
  female: The body part that every item of clothing
          manufactured makes "look bigger."
  male:   The organ of mooning (and farting).

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
  female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
  male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with
          one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
  female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
  male:   Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

FLATUENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
  female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
  male:   An endless source of enterainment, self-expression
          and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
  female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
  male:   What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
  female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
  male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2
          minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
  female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're
          cooking, to make sure it's good.
   male:  Something you must do to anything you think has
          gone bad, prior to tossing it out.