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Top 10 Borat Sagdiyev Quotes

The definite Top Ten quotes from the widely popular Sasha Baron Cohen character, Borat. Moronland.net All-Star
10) Jagshemash! My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex, it's nice. These are my country of a Kazakhstan.
-- Presenting his new movie

9) There is one singer called Shakira... sorry I laugh because in Kazakhstan this word means vagina. For example, 'Can I touch your shakira?' or 'I have seen your wife's shakira, it hangs like the mouth of a tired dog.
-- Introducing Gorillaz at the MTV EMAs.

8) "My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else."
-- Talking to a couple of older southern guys.

7) "You mean the person that put plastic fist in my anus is homosexual?"
-- Shocked after a wild night.

6) Borat: Your dog is a loser... you are upset?
Dog Show Contestant: No, no. I don't get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.
Borat: You will put him in a sack in the river?
-- At a dog Show.

5) "I say this because, I had a very bad Gypsie attack...they stole my wife, plow... and they touch my horse in a very bad way... he got very depressed."
-- Speaking to an estate agent about a house with a fence

4) "American wine is like Kazahkstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine. "
-- Introducing Wine Tasting

3) "My friend, Azamat Bagatov, a giant from Turkmenistan attack him and broke his anus."
-- Telling the self defence teacher about rapes in Kazakhstan

2) "Very nice. How much?"
-- Addressing a woman in New York.

1) "Yakshemash! In US and A, if you want to marry a girl, you cannot just go to her father and swap her for 15 gallons of pesticide. Here you have to do something called dating."
-- Introducing the Guide to Dating.

Notables

In Kazachstan we say uhh God, Man, Horse, Dog, then Woman, then Rat, then small kratzoolee.
- Talking about women rights.

"My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute."
- From his movie trailer

"In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes."

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