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Scouting for Camel Toads
An Internet Classic. A concerned citizen writes to the paper about a note she found written by her godson.
Q. I hope you can help me with a problem I have with my godson. Last summer he visited me for two weeks and plans to return in July. When cleaning out the room he stays
in I found an unfinished correspondence to a chum of his in his hometown. In it he says he's going to our local pool to "scout out some camel toads." (I believe thats what it said, he had spilled iced tea all over the desk when writing it, and it damaged a lot of of papers.) Im concerened he is doing drugs.
I tried looking for camel toads in a drug book, and i didn't find them, but I found reference to some type of frog or toad that people in another country lick to hallucinate. I don't want to approach him on this until I have more information.
He is a good boy in middle school whose parents do not even drink. Please let me know what camel toads are and how I may be able to tell if hes smoking, taking or licking them. Perhaps I should have talked to his parents, but I don't want to jump the gun. Is this something the local authorities need to be alerted to in order to protect other patrons at the pool or surrounding area? A concerned and uninformed reader.
A. The iced tea did a number on the toads, so my younger, hipper, co-workers tell me. What he undoubtedly wrote was "camel toes," a crude euphemism for, well, too tight pants worn by females.
The good news is that the expression has absolutely nothing to do with drugs. It has everything to do with why teenage boys go to the pool in the first place.
I tried looking for camel toads in a drug book, and i didn't find them, but I found reference to some type of frog or toad that people in another country lick to hallucinate. I don't want to approach him on this until I have more information.
He is a good boy in middle school whose parents do not even drink. Please let me know what camel toads are and how I may be able to tell if hes smoking, taking or licking them. Perhaps I should have talked to his parents, but I don't want to jump the gun. Is this something the local authorities need to be alerted to in order to protect other patrons at the pool or surrounding area? A concerned and uninformed reader.
A. The iced tea did a number on the toads, so my younger, hipper, co-workers tell me. What he undoubtedly wrote was "camel toes," a crude euphemism for, well, too tight pants worn by females.
The good news is that the expression has absolutely nothing to do with drugs. It has everything to do with why teenage boys go to the pool in the first place.
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